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Voulez-vous beaucoup d'argent?

Since posting one's spams is now the cool hipster thing to do, here is an excerpt from something interesting:

permettez-moi de vous informer de mon desir de cooperer avec vous. je me nomme kone aissata, 20 ans, fille de feu colonnel kone zomogo, sauvagement assassine lors du coup d'etat du 19 septembre en cote d' ivoire . mon pere etait jusqu'a sa mo rt aide de camp du general robert guei ex president de la republique de cote d'Ivoire qui fut egalement assassine ce meme jour par la milice de l'actuel president laurent gbagbo.apre`s la mort de mon p'ere , ma m'ere detenait une acte notarie qui dit que je suis herritiere de 6.5millions dollars que mon pere a depose dans une banque de la place .

Yep. It's French Nigerian scam spam. Some notes: - It's written in all lowercase, not all uppercase. - The scamming country is C'ote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast), not Nigeria.

For those of you who don't read French (who aren't mynatt?) here is my rough translation. Forgive me; it's been a long time since high school:

"Allow me to inform you of my desire to cooperate with you. My name is Kone Aissata, 20 years old, daughter of Colonel Kone Zomogo, savagely assassinated in the September 19th coup d'etat in the Ivory Coast. My father was the aide de camp of General Robert Guei, ex-president of the Ivory Coast who was assassinated the same day by the military of the actual (current?) president Laurent Gbagbo. After the death of my father, my mother wrote(?) a notary act which said that I inherited 6.5 million dollars when my father died in a bank ("de la place?")".

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